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...Star Trek:The Star Trek Parody...
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This Weeks Episode: "What If... Picard Was Wesley's Father?"
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The Setting: The Best Of Both Worlds - Picard has been "Borgified" and
Wesley has ended up beamed over as part of the Away Team (the
first time they went over there). Don't ask me how he ended up
on the Away Team - details are irrelevant...resistance is
futile...arrggghhhhhh!
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Picard.: [ Speaking with a "Darth Vader-type" voice strangely enough! ] I am
Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Surrender now and prepare to
be assimulated!
Data...: We have come to take you back, Captain.
Picard.: Beaming over to get me will now stop us. Number One's plan is
futile. Join us!
Worf...: Never! I would rather die with honour in a battle with Romulans
than become a Borg.
Picard.: So be it.....then feel the true power of the Borg.
[ Suddenly Borgs from around the ship come alive and advance towards the Away
Team. They try to phaser them, but after a few shots, the Borgs' personal
shields come into effect. ]
Data...: Enterprise, beam us up!
[ Nothing happens! ]
Picard.: You cannot escape me, foolish ones. A shield now surrounds this
ship. Beaming is useless. Resistance is futile! [ How many times
does he have to say that? ] Join us now!
Beverly: Like hell!
Picard.: Beverly...join me...
Beverly: No. Jean-Luc, resist it. You're Captain of the Enterpise - don't
you remember....remember?.....
Picard.: Do not try to fool the Borg...Wes...I feel your thoughts... join
us!
Wesley.: Captain Picard. There must be some humanity left in you - don't let
the Borg win - fight it! I can feel the good in you.
Picard.: It's too late for me now. I have joined the Borg for good and have
learnt their ways, as you will in time too. You will learn that the
Borg side is stronger than the Federation. Resistance is futile!
Wesley.: NO - NEVER! Captain Picard, you...
Picard.: Wes, your mother never told you what really happened to your father
did she? [ Here it comes! ]
Wesley.: Mom, I don't understand?
Beverly: Don't listen to him, Wes.
Wesley.: She told me enough - I saw you bring his body back home when I was
very young - I remember...
Picard.: Wes...he was your step-father...your real father is still alive!
Wesley.: That's impossible! You're...you're lying! Mom.....
Beverly: Wes...I...
Picard.: Wes...I AM YOUR FATHER!
Wesley.: .....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
Picard.: Search your feelings...you know I am telling the truth...
Wesley.: Mom.....how could you?.....
Beverly: I'm...sorry...
Picard.: Now prepare to feel the full power of the Borg!
[ Cue Star Wars theme..... ]
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END!
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: PROMO 3 | STAR TREK:THE STAR TREK PARODY :
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Promo announer:
NEXT TIME ON STAAAAAR TREK:THE STAAAAAR TREK PARODY...
ON AN UNSTABLE PLANET...
Spock...: Captain, I detect a group of 7 heading in our general direction.
All humanoid...and one Klingon!
THE TWO ENTERPRISE CREWS MEET FACE-TO-FACE...
Scotty..: Och. A Klingon trap. Cap'n, we gotta take cover!
Kirk....: Ok. Everyone set phasers to stun.
[ Cut to Data. ]
Data....: They appear to have detected us - they are taking defensive
positions.
[ Cut to Picard. ]
Picard..: Conference everyone! What shall we do? Surrender?
IN A BATTLE TO THE END...
Sulu....: It was a Klingon, sir. He killed all three men!
[ A phaser shot blasts shrapnel in McCoy's direction. ]
McCoy...: Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bullseye target!
IS THIS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF?
[ Picard shouts angrily to Worf. ]
Picard..: Worf, I said set phasers to stun, not kill!
[ Cut to Worf in hand-to-hand combat with...KIRK! ]
Worf....: There shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives!
Kirk....: This sounds damn familar.
[ The battle continues. ]
IS THIS THE END FOR BOTH CREWS?
WHO WILL SURVIVE?
FIND OUT IN THE FINAL EXCITING EPISODE OF
"STAAAAAR TREK:THE STAAAAAR TREK PARODY",
COMING SOON TO A TERMINAL NEAR YOU!